When trying to figure out the best way to unclog the backed-up drain at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I never thought pro football and COVID would provide the best solutions. But yep, I think they did.
OK, before I even get started, let me be clear – I know this will never happen. I know it. But I still think that somewhere within this overarching dreamscape, a plan could be hatched.
So, OK now, pro football…
2019-20 was the 100th anniversary of the National Football League. As part of the celebration, the Pro Football Hall of Fame announced plans for what they called the “Centennial Class.” In addition to its annual class of inductees, the Hall announced a supersized class of senior nominees and contributors which had been lost in the shuffle over the years would also be inducted. This was best evidenced by former Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Bill Cowher finding out he would inducted during a live pregame episode of The NFL Today on CBS …
… only to be one-upped the very next day during halftime of a Packers-Seahawks playoff game on Fox, when former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson received the very same surprise (it was not an easy feat to pull off, apparently).
This was in January of 2020, by the way.
Just a few weeks later, the 2020 ceremony was cancelled by COVID.
The next year, a new class was announced. One problem: welp, they still hadn’t officially inducted the previous one.
So what do they do? They turn the 2021 ceremony from the usual one-day event into a full weekend. The 2020 class would be inducted on Saturday, with the 2021 class going in on Sunday.
However, between the two classes AND the Centennial Class, they were looking at 28 new inductees. That is a shit-load for that institution (by comparison, the upcoming 2025 class has a shameful total of four).
Among that 28, the Hall would have a number of posthumous inductees to deal with. So what did they do?
The nine posthumous inductions were collected in a 90-minute made-for-TV special, filmed weeks in advance, which aired on the NFL Network before the weekend celebrations – “Hall of Famer Forever: Enshrinement Special.” They all got the standard video highlight package and the family members were presented with the gold busts and ceremonial “gold jackets.”
What a novel concept.
40 years of errors to be fixed
In 2026, the 40th anniversary of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will be here. Meanwhile, 2025 will mark the 40th CLASS. After years of poor decisions, which have created what feels like an insurmountable backlog of worthy enshrinees, it’s time for the powers that be to do something drastic.
Before it’s too late.
This year, I’m tired of seeing guys like the MC5’s Wayne Kramer (the last surviving member of the group) die right before the band gets ushered in through a side category after failing to achieve induction after multiple tries on the ballot. I fear the same thing is gonna happen to David Johansen and the New York Dolls this year.
Well, if they are thinking clearly over there, there’s no better opportunity than a special occasion to give yourself a fresh start. The 40th anniversary provides that opportunity.
Thanks to the vast resources of Future Rock Legends and podcasts like Who Cares About The Rock Hall? (of which I’ve gratefully been a guest), I present a mammoth roadmap (one I again admit will never, ever happen, while still believing a solution is in there somewhere) to starting to fix what is broken with an institution I care way too much about (and wish I didn’t).
Even if someone is listening, it’s far too late for this class (the inductees are scheduled to be announced in the next few days), but I’ll still use it here to lay out the plan:
Step 1: Who do you induct in the Rock Hall’s 40th class?
In case you need a refresher, this is the ballot:
- Bad Company
- The Black Crowes
- Mariah Carey
- Chubby Checker
- Joe Cocker
- Billy Idol
- Joy Division / New Order
- Cyndi Lauper
- Maná
- Oasis
- OutKast
- Phish
- Soundgarden
- The White Stripes
On the annual “unveiling the ballot” episode of “Who Cares About The Rock Hall?” in order to create drama, host Joe Kwaczala introduced the nominees by starting with the artists who had previously been nominated in the past, and I remember thinking after he revealed those six names, “man, that is a friggin’ great class!”
It was, in fact, SO perfect in my eyes that I didn’t realize he was gonna name EIGHT MORE first-time nominees, many of which have their proverbial lane cleared for induction this year (for example, OutKast is the only hip-hop nominee this year – no competition – so bank on it), as well as several that will be waltzed in under the “wait … they’re NOT in the Rock Hall already?” banner. Before you even realize it, the class will be full. A lot of the boring examples will be inducted and a lot of exciting nominees will be thrown on the pile.
OK, so … who goes in?
It doesn’t have to be that hard.
You have a supersized class – just put ’em all in. Not everything has to be a calculus equation, you know. It’s a special occasion.
Step 2: So what about a 40th anniversary class?
Now, there have been a shit-ton of artists already nominated over the last 39 years – some of them MULTIPLE times – that deserve induction. But because these names continue to get brought up by a nominating committee that just won’t give up – then fail yet again to be inducted – it usually takes the spot on the ballot from someone else who has yet to be nominated in the first place, thus prolonging the wait and deepening the backlog.
Also, there are plenty of fixes that NEED to be made for already-inducted artists and pioneers. They’ve done it before and they can do it again.
So just like the NFL’s Centennial Class, plain and simple, it’s all about clearing the decks.
Part 1: Previously nominated artists
You do supersized versions of the side categories and knock down that overwhelming list of previous nominees. Absolutely NO NEW NAMES can be brought to the table. None. That list is already pretty spectacular in its own right (once again … thank you, Future Rock Legends. I encourage you to click that link to study this sad unwhittled list).
There are 11 artists that have been nominated at least three times, including a handful going all the way back to the beginning in 1986, that have now been forgotten.
Put all or most of them in. Let’s be honest here – several are dead anyway.
But there are a few multi-nominated groups that can still command a crowd (like, say, Iron Maiden) or they would aesthetically fit in with the crowd of soon-to-be-eligible nominees (like, say, Devo). Those are good for the fun performances at the “ceremony.”
Yes, I know the list of previous nominees is probably too daunting and unrealistically TOO big to just put them all in, but still, you put a ton of them in (I’ll come back to how you handle this later …)
Part 2A: Righting the wrongs
In 2012, the Rock Hall finally got around to fixing the self-inflicted error of inducting all the side bands they left out when ushering in the more-famous name frontman (like the Miracles for Smokey Robinson, the Comets for Bill Haley, the Crickets for Buddy Holly, etc.). Then two years later, they finally put in the E Street Band for Bruce Springsteen (who, by all accounts, ruined the rest of the ceremony by taking two fucking hours and messing up the sound, until the first version of Female–Fronted Nirvana swooped in and made the show one of the greatest ever).
Well, we’re long overdue for another one these. Right off the top of my head:
- Wings (Paul McCartney)
- Crazy Horse (Neil Young)
- The J.B.’s (James Brown)
- The Wailers (Bob Marley)
- The Spiders from Mars (David Bowie)
- The Mothers of Invention (Frank Zappa)
- The Silver Bullet Band (Bob Seger)
- The Revolution/New Power Generation (Prince)
- Patti Smith Group (or, at the very least, Lenny Kaye, almost in a Pat Benatar/Neil Giraldo and (maybe soon to be) Billy Idol/Steve Stevens way)
- The Steve Miller BAND (everybody I knew in high school and college had the “Greatest Hits 74-78” CD and I do mean EVERYBODY)
- Big Brother and the Holding Company (as Janis Joplin’s backing band, even though they really weren’t). But it’s true that her main greatest hits album (actually called Janis Joplin’s Greatest Hits, with the iconic cover of her on the motorcycle) is loaded with songs that were actually on the two Big Brother and the Holding Company albums
- Chic (they were nominated 11 fucking times until the Rock Hall seemingly put them out of their misery by sliding Nile Rodgers in with a side category)
- Rufus (same as Chic, but Chaka Khan instead)
But I’ll include one very specific example: as a devoted metalhead – a woefully underrepresented genre in the Rock Hall – let’s break down Ozzy Osbourne’s solo band, shall we? I’ll never get over them not going in with him last year. As deserving as he is – a fucking legend and patron saint to metal lovers everywhere – in many ways, he was nothing without his collaborators:
If I had carte blanche to do it right, you put in all three of his guitar gods: Randy Rhoads, Jake E. Lee (even if Sharon fights it) and Zakk Wylde.
Also, the entire “Blizzard of Ozz” era band: Bob Daisley (studio)/Rudy Sarzo (touring), and Lee Kerslake (studio)/Tommy Aldridge (touring). And the keyboardists, most significantly Don Airey and John Sinclair.
After that, it’s a hodge-podge but a few more are definitely worthy, especially his late longtime drummer Randy Castillo. Who knows … maybe Mike Inez, Mike Bordin and Tommy Clufetos? But no matter what, Sharon would throw her body in front of a moving train before she’d allow Phil Soussan to get in (google him).
No matter what, that is a BOATLOAD of outstanding, well-known metal veterans that could join the pool of voters and start unclogging the backlog of great metal and heavy rock bands going forward.
Speaking of Sharon, there was no way she was gonna allow Ronnie James Dio and Vinny Appice to be inducted with Black Sabbath, not on her watch (she strikes me as having that kind of power), but never forget: Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler continued to tour with Dio and Appice in the post-Ozzy/Bill Ward years (and then again in the ‘90s and beyond when Sabbath was idle) under the moniker Heaven & Hell. They had four albums of material to work with – three of which that originated under the Black Sabbath banner. They are totally worthy for inclusion.
Which is the perfect segue for …
Part 2B: The snubbed members
Some of them still make no sense to me, at all. How did Bruce Johnston not go in with the Beach Boys? I think Nico and Doug Yule should have went in with the Velvet Underground. One that really sticks out to me is Dave Abbruzzese of Pearl Jam – he was the drummer during their most successful and ubiquitous period. He joined in time for the “Ten” tour and the Lollapalooza 1992 tour. He played on “Crazy Mary” and the two “Singles” soundtrack songs, as well as the “Vs.” and “Vitalogy” albums (by far their most commercially successful). I know he was not well liked by the band, but you can’t deny his contributions. But truthfully, I don’t think it WAS their call, because Jack Irons (who, yes, was already in with the Red Hot Chili Peppers) got left out, too, and the PJ guys (particularly Eddie Vedder) loved him.
Also, with women as always undervalued and disrespected for the Hall’s entire run, you could add pioneering bassist Carol Kaye as one of the inducted members of the legendary session group the Wrecking Crew while she’s still alive.
And here’s one: influential record label Stax Records was founded by a pair of siblings – Jim STewart and Estelle AXton.
Jim Stewart is inducted. Estelle Axton is not.
Jesus fucking Christ – fix it.
Anyway, check out this comprehensive list, once again thanks to Future Rock Legends. If the Cure’s Robert Smith can strong-arm the Hall into inducting their new guitarist (at the time) Reeves Gabrels (who, at that point, had never played on an actual Cure record), and music management icon Cliff Burnstein could get newish members included for inductions like Metallica’s Robert Trujillo (turned out to be the right call) and the Chili Peppers’ Josh Klinghoffer (eh, not so much), then other bands with much-much-longer-tenured members should be given the same dignity, as well. (***)
Part 3: A new category
Finally, as I first heard pitched on the “Rock Hall” pod, maybe it’s time to introduce a new side category – International Excellence.
The Rock Hall is a very American institution, but there are many bands and artists from other parts of the world that could be finally and properly introduced to American audiences through this category. Two-time previous nominee Fela Kuti is a perfect inaugural inductee here (I had never heard of him before he was nominated … and I’m a 30-year subscriber to “Rolling Stone”). You could take Maná off this year’s ballot and slide them in here (they can sell out seven straight nights at Forum in L.A., and yup, I’d never heard of them).
After that, it could open the door for names like Selena and Los Lobos* (Mexico), Serge Gainsbourg (France), the Tragically Hip (Canada), Rose Tattoo and Cold Chisel (Australia), and hell, even the Scorpions (Germany). I know I’m forgetting a ton, but hey, I’m just sharing an idea – feel free to formulate your own lists.
OK, both steps implemented … now what?
I know what you’re thinking: that’s literally HUNDREDS of new inductees. The ceremonies now run five friggin’ hours long. It’s literally impossible.
Yeah, probably. This is where tough decisions have to be made.
But most importantly, that’s where a TV and streaming partner comes in.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame should follow the lead of Peacock, with what it did for its yearlong celebration of the 50th anniversary of “Saturday Night Live.” Universal did a four-part behind-the-scenes documentary series about the franchise, a separate documentary produced by Questlove about the show’s 50 years of musical moments, and finally, NBC’s actual “SNL50” live anniversary special. All of these things are available to explore and consume on a separate channel on the Peacock hub.
So, like “SNL50,” you could do a 40th anniversary series: I think most people often agree the best part of the television ceremony are the 10-minute career-spanning packages honoring each inductee. So keep doing them – everyone inducted gets one. Turn them in a documentary series made for streaming. Break it up into however many episodes as possible – what’s the point of having a streaming partner if you’re not creating content?
Maybe, if a few of them are up for it, you film a few performances in a studio featuring otherwise dormant artists that can be remixed and remastered for airing (I still don’t know why they didn’t do this for the COVID-year induction show – Nine Inch Nails and Depeche Mode would’ve killed that).
But most significantly here, the “SNL50 Homecoming Concert” at Radio City Music Hall occurred the same weekend as the anniversary special, and it practically FELT like a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, due to legacy artists mixing with the stars of today. The night of the show, it streamed live and uncut, with the teardowns and changeovers edited out for future viewing. Which brings us to …
The infrastructure
As I’ve already said, it’s a made-for-TV product. Look at the Grammys of the new century. Instead of making us sitting through a bunch of boring categories, it’s basically morphed into a three-hour concert, with the five or six biggest awards sprinkled throughout the broadcast. I mean, that’s really what people wanna see.
This could just be a much, much bigger version of that. Get your broadcast partners in order first.
But … you still need a place to pull it all off and film it, right?
Even before the “SNL50” concert in New York in February, January’s “FireAid” benefit in Inglewood, Calif., showed us the way.
Two venues – the Intuit Dome and the Kia Forum, both owned by Microsoft giant and Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer – are essentially situated in the same parking lot as the NFL’s SoFi Stadium. The six-hour “FireAid” show (which ran until 3 a.m. in my time zone, by the way) used both arenas to perfection, alternating sets just like a much, much grander version of Lollapalooza.
But yeah, that would mean a lot of seats to sell. So, first off, why not make this another massive California wildfires benefit? And hell, you’ve got Phish this year – maybe make Phish at the Forum the closer and let them jam for an hour? That would easily take care of one arena, wouldn’t it?
For the other acts, like the “SNL50” gig, it’s OK to bring in current moneymakers to mix with the inducted artists (they already kinda do that now, anyway, or else why would you have Jelly Roll performing for Ozzy Osbourne). And don’t forget: “FireAid” will be best remembered for the second edition of Female-Fronted Nirvana. You could easily do something similar, for example, with Soundgarden and Joy Division.
So, in a nutshell …
- You turn the inductions into a 40th anniversary documentary series. Pre-filmed, much like the 2020 induction special on HBO. You still do the retrospective packages like you’ve always done, you pre-film the acceptance speeches, and you edit them into a multi-episode show airing or Disney+ (… but, man, I wish it was still HBO).
- Then you stage a two-night concert event at the Intuit Dome and the Kia Forum. No acceptance speeches, but you still have a presenter introduce them (instead of inducting them). This year’s nominees perform. You put out feelers on a few of the previously nominated artists still in the game (like Maiden, Jane’s Addiction and Devo) and see if they’ll perform. Something like that. But no matter what, everyone receiving a statue is invited and gets introduced onstage.
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Make no mistake: This is not a perfect solution. Maybe (probably) some of the inducted acts will feel shortchanged. Ideally, we want to hear their speeches and watch them perform. With this institution, you’re always gonna piss someone off.
But it’s better than nothing. At the very least, it’s a great ONE-YEAR-ONLY solution.
We should never forget that some of these inductees don’t give an eff about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Some of them hate each other now. Some of them aren’t actually capable of performing anymore. And some of them are, you know, dead. So the important thing is getting them in and shrinking the insurmountable backlog of deserving artists that should already be in.
And if you’re worried about that becoming “well, we’re gonna run out of people to induct,” I offer you a hearty “hahahaha, go fuck yourself.” Because somehow someway, there’s ALSO a list of artists that have previously been brought up in the nomination room but never actually made a ballot (click the link and under nominations, look for a “0” … Neil of Future Rock Legends, YOU yourself are a legend).
So come year 41, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, you get to start over. Please don’t fuck it up again.
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(*) CORRECTION: Los Lobos is a Mexican American band from East Los Angeles; they are not a Mexican band.
(***) Two personal specific examples for inexplicably leaving out worthy members:
Deep Purple: I was fine with the first three iterations going in, with the band always swapping in a different singer and bass player during its imperial phase. If they ONLY inducted Mark II (singer Ian Gillen and bassist Roger Glover), that would have been absolutely acceptable. But when you choose to include Mark III (singer David Coverdale and bassist Glenn Hughes), you’ve GOT to put in the complete Mark I, too. They induct singer Rod Evans, but for reason, leave out bassist Nick Simper. I just didn’t get that – stupid.
I will say this about Kiss – they are one of the few bands I know of that the die-hard fans celebrate EVERY era, and it kinda has that Deep Purple Mark I/Mark II/Mark III vibe, in that Paul and Gene are joined by a different lead guitarist and drummer. So other than the inducted OGs, you have the ’80s lineup with Eric Carr and Bruce Kulick and the legacy-era lineup of Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer. All four played on multiple tours and multiple albums of distinct original work (on which every one of them actually had at least one lead vocal). Plus, Vinnie Vincent (even though Paul and Gene HATE him and would’ve thrown their bodies in front of it), whose songwriting on his two albums was integral in revitalizing them in the 80s glam-metal MTV era, deserved to be included. The only “official” member of the group who didn’t deserve induction is Mark St. John (who, when you look at it in hindsight, basically played the same role that Bob Rock played as the bass player on Metallica’s “St. Anger,” as documented in the “Some Kind of Monster”).



















































